Naan Ducks

The confusedly named naan ducks (see name origin, below) are a species of foul in the Great Lake which are not ducks-- not to be confused with "not ducks," which are their own species. These naan ducks are shorter and rounder than your typical mallard, being closer in shape to classy ducks which shape is specialized for diving. Naan ducks do not have bills but rather have pointed beaks which they use to catch food under the water.

Name Origin
The name "naan ducks" was coined by one of the founding members of the Duck Watchers on the day of their founding. Thinking of naan bread, he was confused and thought of it as "non-bread" and thought he would be clever by naming the non-duck species after this non-bread. But "non-bread" is actually "naan bread" and is actually bread, so the birds were pointlessly named "naan ducks" by the buffoonery of this Bird Watcher. *smh*

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